rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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chekhov:

icedcoffee1989:

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

well aren’t you the casanova

I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave

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dutchster:

he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”

theairclub:

you:

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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

heidiblairmontag:

*goes to medical school so I can write myself a prescription for Adderal*

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 
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