deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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twistedsickkkk:

jerkidiot:

can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore

pls

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cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
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